bordeaux, tristan alan

[tristan alan bordeaux]

tristan alan bordeaux
TWENTY ONE. LOCAL. ENTERTAINING. ODD. FRIENDLY. A. GASKARTH

Oh shit, here comes Tristan. Nobody else in their right mind would try to be quite as obnoxious as him. Everything about the guy simply screams a good time. He likes to party, get high, and end the night with a loud bang whenever possible. Causing a scene is one of his best talents known to the world. There is no chance of change in telling him to chill out. Tristan likes to live life to the fullest and hope the good times never end.

Although in not so much a literal sense, Tristan can well be considered the retard of his group of friends. Instead of looking for coherent conversations he prefers to spill out bits of random stupid and pretend that others understand. Choices are made on impulse with little thought involved. If anything sounds good to him, Tristan will do it. This is has led him in a number of situations he would be more than happy to share with others. Many would find him to be very open and for the most part welcoming, though this does not change the fact that Tristan is, indeed, somewhat of a moron. Guidance is needed from others to keep him on his toes, otherwise there is no telling what the guy will do. He’s impatient as ever and contemplating takes too much time.

A major fault in Tristan is that he cannot keep his mouth shut. Everything spewed out of his mouth is said with little regret. Although somewhat nicer than others this trait has led many to label Tristan as either a jackass or too honest for his own good. Although a little over-bearing on first meetings he, nonetheless, is a good person. He’s not one to judge others often, and even when he does Tristan will take different perspectives on the matter. He enjoys getting to know people, providing reason enough for his large friend base. It’s more of a matter of growing used to the guy that serves as a challenge to people.

I CAN DO THESE THINGS GOOD.

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A- Giving advice
B- Providing comfort
C- Being annoying
D- Dishing out the most bad-ass remarks known to man

I TOTALLY SUCK AT THESE, THOUGH.

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A- Tristan fails at relationships, mainly because he gets bored with people.
B- He’s difficult to understand sometimes on terms of thought-process.
C- Can’t say no to alcohol and a good time
D- Overboard sexual advances scare him shitless

OMG LOL ILY.

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loud noises, capital letters, prank wars, ‘kodak’ moments, singing obnoxiously in public, life, his guitar, traveling, meeting new people, party time, socializing, huggind strangers, tweeting, facebook, the squeaky clean feeling after taking a shower, snuggling up against people, playing video games until five in the morning, da booze

OMG WTF GTFO.

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whores, hangovers, boring situations, dishonesty, miley cyrus, backstabbers, oranges, people sitting on his pillows, waiting, stalkers, people who come on too strong, acting semi-normal, being alone, ignorance, waking up early, long distance relationships, being a grease monkey

TRISTAN’S TO-DO LIST

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A- Find that ‘special someone’.
B- Discover what makes his apartment smell so strange (Possibility: Old Pizza?).
C- Possibly lay off the drinky-drink (parties, however, remain essential).
D- Dominate the world.
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JAY. NINETEEN. MST.

[hey there joey]